CHANNEL 1 ( jokes 2 )

teacher: billy,what is outside of a tree called.
billy: i dont know, teacher.
teacher: bark, billy, bark
billy: woof! woof!

question: what is white when dirty and black when clean??
answer: blackboard!!!!!!!

sorry 4 late jokes as i am not allowed 2 on the computer everyday... hope u all will understand...

notices

i will post in at least 2 jokes a week... so enjoy!!!

channel 1 (jokes)

Ok everybody lets enjoy ourself with... some.. JOKES!!!!
1. TEACHER: what is an emperor???
STUDENT: i have no idea
TEACHER: An emperor is an ruler.
STUDENT: oh that means i have been carrying an emperor to school all this while.

2. TEACHER: where are bread made??
STUDENT: in a bakery
TEACHER: where do nurses stay??
STUDENT: in the nursery!!!

ok!! every one... that is the end for the jokes this week...
CONTINUE....................

welcome!!!

hello everyone!!! nice to meet you all... and most important is welcome to my new blog...